Hail Pleasar

I recently met a lovely Young Lady at a party. We have since had a nice din­ner and I look for­ward to see­ing her again. The prob­lem is that my friends, S and W, have given me a hard time, call­ing me a rack jacker. They had planned to set up the Young Lady with our …

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I am in love with a multi-platinum-selling pop star who kinda knows I exist — I met him twice, but he’s also met thou­sands of other women, the major­ity with larger boobs than I — and I’ve wanted to bone him for the past 18 years. I’m see­ing him again in July. How do I …

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I am sleepy and at work. Is it ok to talk a nap? Thanks, Sleep­less In An Old Fogie’s Home P.S. I am in a super comfy chair at an old folks home won­der­ing when we all watch Cocoon. Sleep­less In An Old Fogie’s Home, When in Rome, do as the Romans do! I’m cer­tain your …

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I was think­ing of wear­ing a blue shirt today. But while I was look­ing for one, I saw a black shirt. Which should I wear? –shirt­less– P.S. Today is Fri­day. Shirt­less, Go with your gut. While your orig­i­nal inten­tions were to wear a blue shirt, the fact that the black one stood out means that’s where …

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Any advice on how to set up a blind date? I have two friends who I think might hit it off, but don’t really know how to set it up. Match­maker Match­maker, Yes: don’t do it. Well, don’t do it in the typ­i­cal fash­ion of what’s con­sid­ered a blind date. There’s a ridicu­lous amount of pres­sure that’ll …

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