Ok, So I have this little crush and don’t know what to do about it. I don’t even know if the crushee has a crush on me, though at times I think he might. Besides,....

I’ve been listening to Britney Spear’s “Baby One More Time” repeatedly in an attempt to learn how to play it on guitar. I used to think it was just an empty meaningless pop song, but....

I recently found out that the object of my affection had a fling, before me, with a blonde with the brain of a Smokehouse almond, whose lack of intellect keeps her only barely on this....

My in-laws are a simple folk from a simpler time. By simple I mean a little racist and a whole lot not interested in my “desk job” where I “use the internet” and stuff like....