On Aug 4, 2009, at 12:47 PM, The Cap’n wrote:

I got a prob­lem that I’m hop­ing you can help me with. You see, I recently formed a co-ed roller derby team. In our very first bout, we played another co-ed team. I think their name was the Blind But­ter­flies, or some­thing silly like that. Any­way, we com­pletely destroyed them. The score wasn’t even close, […]

On May 27, 2009, at 4:33 PM, Harry P. Alms wrote:

It’s been 4 years since I’ve had a girl friend and would like to have one. I date and meet peo­ple, but noth­ing has even remotely worked out. Any advice in how to get a girl­friend? Should I try Inter­net dat­ing sites? Thank you, Harry P. Alms Harry P. Alms, To be hon­est, there isn’t really any sort […]

On May 1, 2009, at 1:33 PM, Poor Scholar wrote:

Is it ok to grab used text books from a drop off bin for per­sonal research? Poor Scholar Poor Scholar, In the sum­mer of 1999, I played drums in a band called Shanana­gans. We were a punk rock quar­tet liv­ing in a 15-seat pas­sen­ger van for two months, play­ing shows across the coun­try on our […]

On Apr 24, 2009, at 4:04 PM, NiTwit wrote:

I’ve man­aged to almost com­pletely cut my ex of sev­eral years from my life and am much bet­ter off for it. We still have a cou­ple mutual friends with whom I gen­er­ally only stay in touch on a super­fi­cial level. Recently one of these mutual friends requested to fol­low my pri­vate twit­ter account. While I […]

On Apr 20, 2009, at 5:49 PM, Heteroflexible wrote:

If two girls make out at Roller­con, is it cheat­ing? I am a “het­eroflex­i­ble” derby girl in a solid, long­time rela­tion­ship with an awe­some non-derby dude. My derby friends say it would be totally cool if I were to swap some Mai Tai-laced spit with a skater — but only at Roller­con. How­ever, my boyfriend […]