Hail Pleasar

Pleasar, I have the rage. Ear­lier this week, I spent a large part of a night coun­selling a friend about a fucked up rela­tion­ship prob­lem. Then today I find out that she’s going out with the object of said drama for drinks. After all of the talk­ing and under­stand­ing and wil­ing away the hours, she …

Dearus Julius Pleasar, I find myself in a bizarro sit­u­a­tion and request your advice on the mat­ter. I must resort back to 3–2–1 Con­tact meth­ods and men­tion that the names are made up, but the prob­lems are real. Let me give you a li’l back­ground info. I was liv­ing in Saska­toon, which is in Canada, …

I got a 4:30am text from this girl I went out with last night say­ing how much she wants to see me tonight. There’s really two things that bug me about it. It’s 4:30am. She knows I’m busy tonight. Is she being sweet or crazy?” Sleepy Tex­ter Sleepy Tex­ter, Hmm. There are def­i­nitely aspects about this that …

I’m a geek. A bonafide, bespec­ta­cled, suspender-loving, internet-dwelling geek. No one seems to have a prob­lem with the amount of social net­work­ing, instant mes­sag­ing, online gam­ing and email­ing that I seem to do, but when it comes to real-life love in a vir­tual world, peo­ple turn up their noses. They say you can’t find love …

From: Con­cerned Blog­ger Sub­ject: Your “Blog“ Date: August 13, 2009 1:02:51 AM PDT Hello Julius, I’ve read over your small piece of the inter­net coin­ci­den­tally. I though I would take the time to let you know my thoughts. Firstly, I think you are rather con­de­scend­ing in some parts and often speak as though you are omnipo­tent. …