Author Archives: Julius Pleasar

On Sep 8, 2009, at 11:37 PM, Witty Pseudonym wrote:

Pleasar, I have the rage. Ear­lier this week, I spent a large part of a night coun­selling a friend about a fucked up rela­tion­ship prob­lem. Then today I find out that she’s going out with the object of said drama for drinks. After all of the talk­ing and under­stand­ing and wil­ing away the hours, she […]

On Sep 2, 2009, at 6:51 PM, Hopeful in Hanna, Montana wrote:

Dearus Julius Pleasar, I find myself in a bizarro sit­u­a­tion and request your advice on the mat­ter. I must resort back to 3–2–1 Con­tact meth­ods and men­tion that the names are made up, but the prob­lems are real. Let me give you a li’l back­ground info. I was liv­ing in Saska­toon, which is in Canada, […]

On Sep 3, 2009, at 11:01 AM, Sleepy Texter wrote:

I got a 4:30am text from this girl I went out with last night say­ing how much she wants to see me tonight. There’s really two things that bug me about it. It’s 4:30am. She knows I’m busy tonight. Is she being sweet or crazy?” Sleepy Tex­ter Sleepy Tex­ter, Hmm. There are def­i­nitely aspects about this that […]

Are You Happy?

In lieu of a proper Hail Pleasar post[1], I’ve decided to post a rather clever info­graphic by Alex Koplin that was sent to me by Scheisse Min­nelli of Pirate City Rollers. It’s well designed (I want a print!), yes, but the con­tent is quite blunt and real. There are many things that may very well […]

On Aug 19, 2009, at 4:14 PM, c0nfuz0rd 1337 h4x0r wrote:

I’m a geek. A bonafide, bespec­ta­cled, suspender-loving, internet-dwelling geek. No one seems to have a prob­lem with the amount of social net­work­ing, instant mes­sag­ing, online gam­ing and email­ing that I seem to do, but when it comes to real-life love in a vir­tual world, peo­ple turn up their noses. They say you can’t find love […]