Julius Pleasar, The Wholly Roman Umpire, is an Enforcer for the L.A. Derby Dolls by night. By day, he is an unlicensed therapist doling out his opinions to those who ask.

On Friday, April 2nd, 2009, a question was posed on the Enforcers’ message board—as was the style of the time. The following morning Julius Pleasar posted his answer. It was found to be agreeable and it was suggested that he have his own advice column. Throughout the day, questions were asked and he answered them. By the afternoon he decided that he should take this to the masses, to offer his opinions and advice to all in need.

“Hail Pleasar” is the result of that day.

Please send all inquiries to hail at juliuspleasar dot com.