Hail Pleasar

Dearus Julius Pleasar, I find myself in a bizarro sit­u­a­tion and request your advice on the mat­ter. I must resort back to 3–2–1 Con­tact meth­ods and men­tion that the names are made up, but the prob­lems are real. Let me give you a li’l back­ground info. I was liv­ing in Saska­toon, which is in Canada, …