On Apr 5, 2009, at 12:53 AM, Penises Are Creepy, Yet Hilarious Either Way wrote:


This is a problem my friend and I discussed years ago, but never got a good answer to:
Say you totally dig on a guy and you want to maybe bone him, but before even kind of going there, you want to find out if he’s circumcised. What’s the best way to go about this without having to see or touch his wangbone?

Sincerely,
Penises Are Creepy, Yet Hilarious Either Way

Penises Are Creepy, Yet Hilarious Either Way,

The “problem” is all yours. Like Homer Simpson said, “The human wang is a beautiful thing.”

What would be the point in finding out if he’s circumcised or not? If you want to bone him, you’re gonna want to regardless. I mean, really, would you stop once you reached down and found out either way? If you would, that’s pretty horrible and shallow.

Besides, both sets of human genitals come all sorts of varieties. What you should really be concerned with is cleanliness. It’s generally safe to assume that if one practices good hygiene, they also maintain their genital area. The prepuce has very little to do, if not nothing, with cleanliness.

And, in the end—if it’s really that important to you—there are only two ways of finding out: asking or seeing/touching. That’s it. But, seriously, just get over it. It’s only a penis.

Just my $0.02
Julius Pleasar

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