Hail Pleasar

Penises Are Creepy, Yet Hilar­i­ous Either Way,

The “prob­lem” is all yours. Like Homer Simp­son said, “The human wang is a beau­ti­ful thing.”

What would be the point in find­ing out if he’s cir­cum­cised or not? If you want to bone him, you’re gonna want to regard­less. I mean, really, would you stop once you reached down and found out either way? If you would, that’s pretty hor­ri­ble and shallow.

Besides, both sets of human gen­i­tals come all sorts of vari­eties. What you should really be con­cerned with is clean­li­ness. It’s gen­er­ally safe to assume that if one prac­tices good hygiene, they also main­tain their gen­i­tal area. The pre­puce has very lit­tle to do, if not noth­ing, with cleanliness.

And, in the end—if it’s really that impor­tant to you—there are only two ways of find­ing out: ask­ing or seeing/touching. That’s it. But, seri­ously, just get over it. It’s only a penis.

Just my $0.02
Julius Pleasar