On Sep 2, 2009, at 6:51 PM, Hopeful in Hanna, Montana wrote:

Dearus Julius Pleasar,

I find myself in a bizarro situation and request your advice on the matter. I must resort back to 3-2-1 Contact methods and mention that the names are made up, but the....

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On Sep 3, 2009, at 11:01 AM, Sleepy Texter wrote:

I got a 4:30am text from this girl I went out with last night saying how much she wants to see me tonight. There’s really two things that bug me about it.

  1. It’s 4:30am.
  2. She knows I’m....

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Are You Happy?

In lieu of a proper Hail Pleasar post[1], I’ve decided to post a rather clever infographic by Alex Koplin that was sent to me by Scheisse Minnelli of Pirate....

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On Aug 19, 2009, at 4:14 PM, c0nfuz0rd 1337 h4×0r wrote:

I’m a geek. A bonafide, bespectacled, suspender-loving, internet-dwelling geek. No one seems to have a problem with the amount of social networking, instant messaging, online gaming and emailing that I seem to do, but when....

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On Aug 13, 2009, at 1:02 AM, Concerned Blogger wrote:

From: Concerned Blogger
Subject: Your “Blog”
Date: August 13, 2009 1:02:51 AM PDT

Hello Julius,

I’ve read over your small piece of the internet coincidentally. I though I would take the time to let you know my....

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